Daisy Ridley Raps a Recap of All Eight Star Wars Movies (Episodes I-VIII)



Daisy Ridley performs a rap recapping the first eight episodes that make up Star Wars’ trilogy of trilogies. Full lyrics below:

Said a long time ago in a galaxy far far away a
Guy named Vader tried to kidnap a Rebel Princess Leia
So she employed a droid to record her a quick note, she said
“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” Go!

Hyperspace zoom, sent off some battle plans in an R2
C-3PO’s saying they’re doomed, until they’re bought by a farmer named Luke
His Force is strong
Obi-Wan hasn’t heard that name in long
Solo shoots first, don’t say that I’m wrong
It took him twelve parsecs for his Kessel Run

Well, sure. Chewie was charting the course
Luke learned the way of the Force
Blew up the Death Star, he had no remorse
He got a medal, he’s ready for more

Strike back, Rebels on Hoth are attacked
Yoda shows up and talks backwards
Battled with Boba Fett, put up a fight but then Han got froze in carbonite, burr
Wasn’t the plan, suddenly Luke is in need of a hand
Lando Calrissian led them to slaughter
And Darth Vader said to Luke
I am your father

What?! Jabba the Hutt, gotta admit that bikini was hot
Yoda is dying, yes that’s why I’m crying
Take this any longer I simply cannot
Hey Sidious
You were quite hideous
Vader protected his kid, I’m not kidding, I’m serious
Blew up a Death Star, ‘cause it was a trap
Shout out to Ewoks, ‘cause they had our back

Back in the day
Little boy Anakin loved to pod race
Padmé escaped, Darth Maul went ape
The ending for Qui-Gon Jin wasn’t so great

Attack of the clones
Ten years pass, Anakin’s grown
He falls in love but his master is captured
His mother is killed and then that spells disaster
Oo!
Mace Windu
Anakin loses an arm to Dooku
Secret marriage
Twins in the carriage
Palpatine’s savage
And Vader breaks through!

I’m trying to think… Who’d I forget? What’s his name?
Meesa called Jar Jar Binks!

Now to today
Jumping ahead to a scrapper named Rey (Hey!)
Teamed up with Poe and a Stormtrooper Finn
Who betrayed the First Order, so we let him in
BB-8!
Solo vs. Solo, Han met his fate
Rose got to work
Kylo won’t put on a shirt
Kylo is kind of a flirt
Tracked down Luke he was giving me hate
Until he saved the Resistance on Crait

Now Skywalker’s gone
But faith in the Force remains strong
Skywalker always lives on
Woo!

You can’t stop me, I’m a Jedi from Jakku
Fight the Dark Side from Tatooine to Naboo
Let go of everything that you fear to lose
Be the spark the lights the fire and May The Force Be With You

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Daisy Ridley Raps a Recap of All Eight Star Wars Movies (Episodes I-VIII)

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43 comments

  1. Why is this really really good…

  2. They should update this for the rise of skywalker

  3. First flirt with kilo in shirt 🤣

  4. "gotta admit that bikini was hot" daisy u gay?

  5. She is really great and comes off as genuinely kind and very sweet. But unfortunately her role as Rey will always haunt her. Her character will never EVER rise to the fandom and love of Luke Skywalker, and it’s sad that Disney tried to FORCE that down our throats! (Pun intended). I assume she”ll continue to make films and have a successful career but her Star Wars “run” is over. Nobody cares for her character or has any vested interest in the continuing of her story. Disney FAILED!!!

  6. So why was high ground not included

  7. Bruh all they did for ros was jar jar

  8. rey:im a jedi from jakuu.
    me:prove it scavener girl you are not a jedi you are not even a padawan and plus you are a palptine not a skywalker looool

  9. what about revenge of the sith?😢🤭

  10. Is there any way to get the backing track of this rap?

  11. just a dang thing that wants to catch up on star wars in 99 seconds!

  12. They only gave one line and one card to Revenge of the Sith.

  13. Is Revenge of the Sith a Joke to her

  14. Que princesa, WOWWW!! Sotaque lindo, parabéns!!!

  15. And that’s the last nail in the coffin…

  16. I loooooove Star Wars Daisy and Rey

  17. Notice how more people cheer when Fallon says "Prequel time"

  18. I've never cringed harder in my life😷

  19. Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

    Jokes aside, Daisy is an amazing rapper, I love her 💛

  20. This is fucking embarrassing and so are all you morons that like this.

  21. Anakin the secuels are evil
    Of my point of the view prequels are evil
    Then you were lost!

  22. Cade Cadê a quinta temporada5 de star vs as forças do mal 😭😭😭😭😭

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